RLYoshi as SONIC.EXE
| Character Information
| Physical description
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| Rap Battle Information
||Sonic.EXE vs MARIO|
Sonic.EXE vs MARIO 2
Sonic.exe Battled MARIO in Sonic.EXE vs MARIO and Sonic.EXE vs MARIO 2 He Was Played By RLYoshi (ERBOCP#4) and Frenzy (ERBOCP#16)
||December 10, 2013|
Jaunary 1, 2015 (Second Round)
Information About the Rapper
Sonic.exe is a strange Sonic game CD that could be either glitchy, hacked or possibly made by someone (or “something”) other than SEGA…
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.EXE
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love
Those rhymes from you were not perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for round 3?
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