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MaNCHA as Nostalgia Critic's Lost Review

Matthew Thomas as 1999 (Video)

LazySundayPaper as 1999 (Audio)

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

NOSTALGIA CRITIC'S LOST REVIEW

VERSUS

1999

BEGIN!

Nostalgia Critic's Lost Review:

Why , Hello there , Channel Awesome here

Let me drag you to hell and show you you're fears

Wanna see? on how my friends have died 

I'm gonna murder you , seriously , i did not lie

I told you to get the shit out of my channel

You're so much mess to clean , you smell like cattle

I will scare you with my suicide attempt , leave you dead

You're just a pedophile bear , i'm one step ahead

1999:

Me? A phedophile? , but , you're much even worse

With you speaking it'll just ruin your verse

Let me take it to you kid , no one cares about you

I'm gonna tell you what i am gonna do

Send me a letter , so we can fight

When people say you're weak , they're actually right

Because you never ever won any creepypasta glory

Now , let me tell you how you died in this story

Nostalgia Critic's Lost Review:

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS?!

I'M JUST GO MAKE THIS BATTLE FASTER TO THE END

I JUST WANT YOU'RE STUPID BEAR FACE TO GET OUT OF MY SCREEN

BECAUSE I'M IN YOUR CELLAR , MR. BEAR , I CAN'T BE SEEN

YOU'RE GONNA PAY BY SELLING YOUR SOUL TO ME

AS YOUR SOUL IN THAT COSTUME SHALL BE FOREVER FREE

YOU COULD NEVER ESCAPE THIS KILLER , SO , DON'T YOU DARE

YOU COULD NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THIS MASSACRE NIGHTMARE

1999:

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I KILLED KIDS?! IT'S THE TRAGEDY

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT KILLED YOU IS CURIOUSITY

MAYBE YOU SHOULD RUN AND HIDE BEFORE I KILL YOU BITCH

BUT I AM THE MORE KILLER VERSION OF THE GRINCH!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP *gunshot* BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

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