Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker is the 18th battle of Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta, it Features Mr. Mix battling against The Ticket Taker.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
THE TICKET TAKER!
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
One delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
Hurry Up, We know, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will take your ears, while I’m cooking some food
Reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be a ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked
The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
Ticket-taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse now please enjoy the movie
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy ,it got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix
Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!
Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour:
Hello, Appy. We're going to make an meal full of disses and--
*gets shot by Hugh Neutron*
Jimmy, your mom is dead. Let's settle this father and son
Okay, daddy. I would like an pizza full of pepperoni and shit
So that each of those crappypastas will soon be left rejected
Now it is time to get these dumbasses "bonding"
'The pizza is coming and--'*got his head chopped* Oh shit.
I should've warned him that the pizza is aggressive
But now, it's just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin
Jane the Killer:
Poor little Jeff; you think you’re a threat?
It doesn’t matter how much innocent blood you shed
You’re a Mary Sue, a joke, from Chelsea Grin to the makeup
Rest your weary eyes, but this time, you won’t wake up
You’ll fall head over heels for me, right down the stairs
Then you’ll regret that you ever met my dark void stare
I’m not stupid, Jeffrey; and you know what I’ve learned?
This battle marks the second time you got your ass burned!
I’m ready, I’m ready to kick you two shittypastas
I’ll pop like how I pop my bubbles to stop this drama
Frame by frame, you two are tame compared to the horrors I got, bitch
Squidward, you’ll be blood-shot in the face, with my rhymes that can twitch
You’ll be Dumped in the trash can where those teens found me
How can you beat this bootleg, I’m the real meaning of scary
I’ll make you all commit suicide with my staticy and buzzing rhymes
Now time to bring in the real horror, Spongecry.avi!
Oh, you gonna be scared? Then watch this scary .avi
Don’t be mean to me, you’ll make Spongebob Cry
Once you see my episode, it’ll leave your asses quivering!
When I’m done, you all will end up like Gary, dead and rotting!
I’ll rip you all up into chunks just like my red chair
It’s best you all run away now, or you’ll be in for a scare!
Squidward, stop with your stupid shit and just end your life already
Before I kill you all off, I just want you to know, this one timed action will be badly
You lowlife crappypastas,little tiny,retarted, freaks!
You'll be on the news with Vicky! And there won't be any pathos!
I'm the better version of Squidward, with n intern watching a character give himself the axe
I don't care if Wanda found me out, i still got bloody message through.
This is no prank, you'll get cut off & no one will call the police.
Now i wish you all would just get out off this!
They call me Ticci Toby, not like you’d care that much
Once I’m done talking to myself, I’ll blow steam on you punks
You think you are creepy? This twitching kid don’t give two shits
I’ll kill you all off and feed you to the ticks
Stop acting like you’re hot when you’re colder than the rain
How can you damage me? I’m fucking immune to all pain
Don’t even try to diss me or your life will be at stake
You picking on the retarded kids is the last mistake you’ll ever make
Rocket to Insanity:
Toby, you made me do it, don't act like you're so innocent,
Your stupid ass haunted my dreams, and I was the victim!
But now it seems we've come face to face for real this time,
Now let me show you what I've done in my spare time!
(Reveals Rainbow Factory)
Welcome to my facility! Just take a stroll in,
But be warned, you won't ever be seen alive again!
Drain your blood like the rest of Earth Pony and Unicorn scum!
But there will be rainbows to look forward to once the deed is done!
Now let me make an objection as I raise my White Hand in anger,
I'm gonna battle y'all without the help from Muk and Gengar!
Sonic, how the hell did you start? You are just made-up,
Tails Doll, you are the worst Sonic character I heard, man! You suck!
Herobrine, you aren't a threat, you're just Steve with white eyes,
All of your rhymes are not effective on me, so say all your goodbyes!
So come on, grab on to me, because I'm feeling so lonely,
It's game over already, guys, so will you please join me?
Slenderman, Slenderman, the woods is no place to roam
Slenderman, Slenderman, you’re all alone and out of hope
Slenderman, Slenderman, the faceless man with a suit and tie
Slenderman, Slenderman, tonight you will surely die
The one who owns you, Rodgy, kneel as he approaches nearer
Or he’ll exterminate the Proxy; bigger tragedy than Lyra!
Slender Man, Slender Man, the reason for your pasta’s existence
I'll be The Observer as I teleport a good distance
And watch these little kids get brutalized once more
Don’t be scared, take my hand, or else face the four
No goodbyes will be exchanged; you’re all mine NOW
So much fun we’ll have; I won’t break that vow
Max & Ruby 0004
We’ll make you feel like your heart is in your throat once you see us
It’s such a shame that we need to kill you, so just hush
We made a little girl scream and almost made her heart give out
Tonight, we’ll show you what scary is all about
We’re gonna leave you dead like our mommy and daddy
Since all your creepypastas are just stupid tragedies
You're all gonna be tortured and deceased
You don’t think we’re scary? Well DEATH IS OUR ONLY RELEASE!
I heard the noise of you dissing so terrible! Well, whatever
In my gadget pocket, it will be full of your darkest nightmares
Bringing more fear like BRVR, so don't ya get this kitty pissed
You'll end up like my citizen, decided to leave the cabin
With these same teeth from Smile Dog's, come inside the kitchen
I sure hope that you could never ever move for fear of panic
Hope you're ready for 8 hours of me, so best leave now
I FOUND YOU! I SHALL NEVER CALM THE FUCK DOOOOWWWWWNN!!!!!!!
Doug's Real Life:
This is my real life? Three idiots telling me go to sleep?
This better be the imaginary. Your lines are gonna make me weep.
Squidward don't grab gun, Gumball & Darwin your world sucks.
Call your parents & cry, cause you all failed the test.
that the reality of you losing? That one is real.
♪ Don’t turn on the lights during the Midnight Game
Do not use a flashlight during the Midnight Game
Do not go to sleep, during the Midnight Game
And don’t attempt to use another’s blood for your name ♪
The Midnight Man:
If you think you’re gonna beat me, you’re lost in your dreams
Purifying crappypastas like you is just ritual for me
Walk your little game, Herobrine, I bask in the tears of the damned
I'm an embodiment of faith, your fate’s in my hands!
Take a blood sample, make a case of the proxy behind the screen
You can’t see I’ll be cackling at the deaths of these teens
Until the clock strikes twelve, you’re in my realm, no escape
Darkness you can’t handle, light your candle, pray for the day!
The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle:
Journal entry day one, subjects one through five,
People claimed I was insane, I cut up ponies alive!
I created a creature who will have you all eaten,
By the end of this battle, you'll all be
BLOODY AND BEATEN!
You think it's crazy, the type of shit I do?!
Most of you don't have a clue what insanity drives you to do!
Ahem, sorry for yelling, I don't mean to startle,
But it's for science! The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle!
It's time for me to lay a curse as I haunt you in your journeys,
As this starter ghost covers you in Night Shade, you better hurry,
Do you really think you're scary when you stalk people through windows?
You'll be feeling nauseated, 'cause it's Lavender Town Syndrome!
I killed every single Pokemon and curse every trainer,
When my PP in my moves go down, I won't need any Ether!
So when you hear the sound in this creepy little tune,
You're gonna faint and then I'll use Curse, so see you in hell soon!
YOURTURN, Mickey, better wipe off that frown
I've BEN thinking on it, and in my flow you too will DROWN
I'll leave you in W-eNVy when I Clock you out
You should have stayed lost because this is my Town
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, TOBY! I'M SICK OF HAPPY MASKS!
Leave you frozen, like a statue, a Link to the Past!
Shutting down your broadcasts, because I'm a Cleverbot
Real suffering IS known, but you've just been forgot!
This bear is aware that I'm gonna scare these "bone chillers"
I'll take you to my cellar, and show you who’s the better killer
I’m gonna eat your souls on this episode of Soup and Spoon
My rap flow is like scissors, it’s very dangerous for you
My name is Mr. Bear, bringing more fear than Freddy
I’m coming down these basement stairs, you better be ready
I’m hiding in these woods in Canada, you’re gonna get scared
‘Cause 1999 is the year where you go off the air
Story Time, every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday night
Be warned, these stories feature tons of disses on this site
I'm the next R.L. Stine, full of horror and death
Dare mess with me, and I'll cut you up like my tapes
How can you beat me if I can make stories of the Fazbears?
Quit your whining, Angelica, and come in my Hidden Lore
As for the rest of all of you, I'll write you a story
of how all of these monsters were killed by Mr. Creepy
I'll Neigh this at the End like Creepybloom from the Luna Game
Filling your heads with INSANiTY, and tons and tons of hate
Leave you Drowned like BEN, no need for me to take off my mask
Now that I'm done with this crap, it's time to unplug the set
Hi there! Names Sid. Welcome to my reality.
I'll scare you all like i did to all my friends!
There's nothing interresting with you, with all your death & rape,
Mess with me, and i'll cut you up like my tapes.
How can you dare to fight the original freak?
Sylvester stop being mad with me like Squidward!
God bless my father, for the reason for my obsession.
You can never beat me, i'm done with this shit...
Im done with this crap, time to unplug the set.
(Talking) SCP’S 106 AND 087 HAVE ESCAPED, KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR BOTH...
Welcome to the never-ending staircase of Hell
Once I’m released from my cell, you know your lives won’t end well
There’s no lights, so you’re in for a treat
We’re most uncontainable freaks since 173!
There’s a baby down here, don’t you want him to be safe?
Then get the mics outta those faces, I’m Radically insane!
Ready to see my real face? Come near us if you dare
SCP-087 & SCP-106:
We’ll be waiting for you at the bottom of the stairs
I hope you don't mind, but it's time to lay you to rest,
I murder my foes, until they've breathed their last breath,
I don't want a cupcake, nor a tour of your factory,
I'm rapidly and drastically making nightmares real tragedies!
Just close your little eyes, before they begin to bleed red,
Come now, little children, just rest your weary heads,
It's getting quite late, I've said whats needed to be said,
So hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed!
M A R I O:
It's-a-me, M A R I O! Giving all my hate advice to you,
You all wanna feel pain? Well, eat this Poison Mushroom!
In my game, there were no enemies, just me and Yoshi,
No need for me to save Peach, 'cause she won't be there, won't she?
Don't all of you motherfuckers think you cause enough trouble?
So why don't you all just jump into the void on the double!
This is the selfish way out, but is there something to change your mind?
You'll all be the next victims on my list, so get ready to die!
Welcome to my Amazing World, hope you’re all in for a treat
We’ll be making you cry, once you taste your bloody defeats!
Cut out all your guts, and hang them on these trees
In the end, you’ll be found dead, just like Anais!
Max and Ruby, you were only made cause you were desperate for fame!
Suicidal, depression, you're all the same
Mr. Bear, you’re not scary, so why even bother?
YOU ALL WILL BE SHOT IN THE FACE JUST LIKE SARAH’S BROTHER!!!
You think you can win, but soon you'll see
That you'll each be in a coma, just like me!
Once you've gone Missing, No one will know, or even care!
Hope you're aware that I'm hunting you down, Mr. Bear
You're in for a shock, and I'm not talking about Pikachu!
You'll all be Buried Alive after I'm through!
Comin' at ya like a flock of Spearow!
By the end of this, all of you will be screaming, "OH DEAR, NO!!!!!!!!"
Light the candle on this Candle Cove, Skin Taker has arrived!
I want you to scream in my studio, so go inside
I’ve been investigated by tons, you’re the Laughingstock of me
Don’t touch your remote yet, ‘cause here’s Pirate Percy!
It's Pirate Percy, maties, no way you'll get through me
I'll make you scream as soon as I exit your TV screen
I'll be laughing at this jackass while making the rest of you suffer
Because a battle is no place for you already dead landlubbers!
It's clear that we've entered a hostile environment
So allow the man in top hat to teach you about violence
Just takes a slash of the throat and death ensues children
Just like the lost treasure, you'll never be seen again
Looks like you reached the final boss, but it's impossible for me to die,
I think you made a mistake, 'cause in this rap, I'll make you all cry!
Most of you are hacks and glitches just to screw everyone's game,
Sonic.exe and Tails Doll just do it already so I can have you maimed!
Herobrine is no threat, just a brother no one cared about,
And Buried Alive is a scrapped idea, get in your grave and never come out!
Misfortune.gb? Just tell me, what are you supposed to be?
A little fairy with no purpose who's story is too confusing?
Black is just a ghost with one lame ass cheat move,
Otto gives heart attacks? That shit is not true!
No one likes you, M A R I O, just kill yourself for fuck sake!
Everyone left you 'cause you suck, now you know all the hate!
Polybius, let me explain, you're an LSD simulator,
You all need to hear the story of my game's creator!
Gonna finish this battle royale out with a big blast,
Alright, Ness, my slave, finish them!
Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episode
Once you see our episode, you’ll be the true chicken
I’ll eat your souls like it’s buttered toast, to make the audience sickened
We’ll swallow your heads like Johnny, beat your asses up like Jimmy
You'll be needing a dentist because it's about to get gory!
You dorks are gonna piss yourselves, when you step up to the Eds
Once you take a look at this episode, it'll lead you to your ends!
C’mon guys, let’s put an end to these creeps!
We’ll have you laying on Eddy’s floor, and let you have a good night sleep!
Courage the Cowardly Dog LOST EPISODE:
Whoa hell no, you didn't, Eddy! So, best admit it
This most Smile Dog is sure to get you all DISSED
I may had died, but now I am back, just to give you all HELL
So that you can't even believe in good or evil
BOW FOR THE WRATH OF COURAGE, otherwise you'll lose your soul
I can be loveable, but this time, I won't be nice at all
Best cover your ears because my verse about to go earbleeding loud
I'll leave you crappypastas burned to dust unlike my dear poor old Muriel
The Grey Man:
Time to go to sleep, you freak, you'll never escape
You hide in labs and forests while I haunt the Dreamscape!
Pray your death comes quick when you see me in the distance
I’ll paint a Rake and his armless mate all over the Violence District!
None of Slendy’s proxies or you SCP’s could scare me
You hear me? Puppets and atwisted Ron Jeremy
Midnight’s worse than Twilight, leave this square dismembered
You’ve seen the man I am, still want to remember?
Executing executives, no escape, madness is building
tearing at your sanity, Mickey's about to make a killing
Your peak of strength matches your rhymes, weak and vile
When this 'so called god' dies by a video file
I won't let myself be scared by this reject of society
Best format your computers, flow like bloodstreams from my eyes, see
After suffering from your verses, you'd expect ME to 'do it'
You all had chances, but like your brains after this, you blew it
Oh, all of these tripping creepypastas are making me sick
Just like my game, I’ll chop you up into 8 bits
We got a guy without arms and a little masquerade
All of you will be doomed when you step in my arcade
I’ll break you like a rake, leave you all to your demise
I covered up the kids I killed with Secrets and Lies
I kick it old school, and I’m gonna be your teacher
I’m shaking down this battle, so get ready to have a seizure
Better grab a candle, ‘cause your future is about to get dark
Come a little bit closer, I’ll grind your skin apart
You Eds aren’t ready for the type of show we’ll bring
How can you win, when the puppets are pulling the strings?
Spongebob, your bootleg is a Laughingstock, want this to stop?
I’ll slaughter you and the rest of these pastas, make the boat rock
We’re spitting killer disses that will make you all SCREAM
Coming out your screen, We’ll now forever haunt your dreams
Hello children! Welcome to this episode of Happy Appy
I'm friendly, I'm fruity, but I'm also feeling snappy
I may have got banned from Nick Jr, but I'm still standing strong
With how much this rodent obsesses, it's like he wants his owner's schlong
Now everybody calm down, because the violence is building
Let's broadcast these slaughters, cause that's natural, children
Well, let's conclude this episode, I had fun with you all
See you all next time, in the afterlife hall!
I’m a sad girl trapped inside this wreck of a home
Don't even go near me, just turn around and go
Wanna play a game? A game called hide-and-go-seek?
I’ll drown you in depression and we shall go to sleep
I’m living in my pond of my really wet tears
Can you please get out? I want some alone time here
I want to live my dreams, getting crossed like a tally
You monsters lost against the lonely, depressed Sally
Try to find you? You'll be under the sink
With your plumbers crack showing for everyone to see
I left Matt Groening crying and shaking like a little girl
Until he was too scared to mention me to the rest of the world
You try to act tough, but face the facts
Your princess is with Bowser and she ain't ever coming back
You try to change the channel but I'll hide the remote-o
And rain Grey Man’s grey matter on the streets of Kyoto!
WHO WAS PHONE?:
Who was I? Well, I was mother freaking phone
Will you shut the crap up? I am mad at your tone
You're all Jeff rip-offs, so you can suck my Slender dick
Herobrine, I'll kick you out like it was a Sparta kick
Who was phone, coming in fast
You'll need a cast like DarkLink's ass
Talk about being God your economy is high
You and Tails Doll are gay mates who need high fives
Drop dead, because you suck If you dislike this battle, I dont give a duck
Yo, Rake, your nipples are ice cream cones Wait a second. Wait, WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!
Barnacle heads, be quiet, while I work on my art!
You call yourselves creepypastas but you lack the creepy part
Bunnicula’s efforts to be frightening will all be in vain
You can say what you want, I went out like Kurt Cobain!
Be gone, just DO IT! Spit an improper diss, I'll SHOOT IT!
I blasted a fantastic symphony that night, and THEY KNEW IT!
I'm playing a deadly melody even when I’m deceased!
This battle’s reached it’s sonata, and I can rest in peace
EPIC RAP BATTLES *stomach grumbling* OF CREEPYPASTA!
- This battle was the 17th battle of Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta, but it got replaced by Evil Otto vs The .GIF, Justin Buckner said that is because he is doing the video for Mr. Mix and need a couple of weeks to film.