Happy Appy vs Candle Cove is the 9th Episode of Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta and the Ninth Installment of Season 1 It Features a Haunted TV Show Candle Cove againest a Apple that has the Same Name as the Show Happy Appy.
Matthew Thomas as Skin Taker
Frenzy as Pirate Percy
Brandon Lorbes as Happy Appy (Audio)
Matthew Thomas as Happy Appy (Video)
EPIC RAP BATTLES CREEPYPASTA!!
Gonna have this fruit let out some steam
We’re gonna have this apple have Candle Cove in his dreams
I am the Skin Taker, the most demonic pirate ever
I’m gonna knock your noggin, and then you’ll be severed
Well of course we’re not losing to a fucking piece of fruit!
You call yourself scary? You’re just a stupid show for Nick Jr.
We may be puppets but we’re the one pulling the strings
We’re gonna make you make you walk the plank, stand there, it might sting
After you’re watching a dubbed Blue’s Clues, my show comes on next
I was buried ‘cause I was a killer but then was reborn on the internet
You can’t get past this happy apple, you’ll disappear just for show
I’ll blow you out like a candle, that’s why your name is Candle Cove
I have blue realistic eyes, I can see when you’ll finally end
Your show is just thoughts inside of insane kid’s heads
You better go to school because class is dismissed
When you take the souls of pirate puppets, that’s natural children!
You’re blushing red there, and it’s not because you’re an apple
There’s no way in Hell a fruit could win this rap battle
We will rip out your realistic eyes, then cut that little stick
Think you will harm us, it takes you ages to murder little kids!
They call me Skin Taker, ‘cause I’ll skin your whole family
I’m a pirate but not trustworthy, I am really thirsty
You said 9/11 was natural? Ha! What a joke!
Remember to never mess with your master Candle Cove!
CANDLE COVE? why don’t you stick a handle up your rear
You may not notice it yet but I’m your biggest fear!
You’re an abomination creation, that is a waste but
how can I complain? Your show is just pure imagination!
You don’t like me now that I am insane, I’ll cut through your a-hole Once
I kill you all, you’ll be going to heaven as Dumb Angels
When I’m done with you, your body will match the eyes of Forenzik
You two just got slaughtered by an apple on a stick!
Mickey Mouse here, claiming victory that's righful
now use those Pac-Man eyes and get ready for an eyeful
Of what Mickey will do to you, (Hah!) this'll be lots of fun
The amount of chapters you have are like your fans; one
My sights of hell made Mr. Maltin bolt for the door
Walk over this box on the pentagram floor
You're facing the mascot of cartoons, it's no wonder that you're losing
so I bet that black ink is not the only thing you're oozing
Barnacle heads, be quiet, while I work on my art!
You call yourselves creepypastas but you lack the creepy part,
Bunnicula’s efforts to be frightening will all be in vain,
You can say what you want, I went out like Kurt Cobain!
Be gone, just DO IT! Spit an improper diss, I'll SHOOT IT!
I blasted a fantastic symphony that night, and THEY KNEW IT!
I'm playing a deadly melody even when I’m deceased!
This battle’s reached it’s sonata, and I can rest in peace!
Dedede will pay, but first that putty tat must be killed
Along with his nine lives, and these monsters from Hell
Soon, you'll end up like me, flying across the halls and stairs
Your injuries shall be brusing, and a dislocated arm
You're next for now on, Big Mac, so go to Kirby's Deadland
I may be removed from the wiki, but I'm still here, you fags!
I would rather get Tuff clearly than dissing your asses so bad
Because your only sentence unlike Rayman will soon be DEATH
Hint for Next Battle
- (Not Counting Gateway of the Mind vs Russian Sleep Experiment) This is The First Battle To Have a 2 vs 1 Rap Battle
- This is the First Battle To Be an Haunted TV Show Rap Battle