Cupcakes is a fan-fiction series, suited in the universe of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which became notorious within the fanbase for its highly creepy and gore-filled narrative. It has been described by Equestria Daily as the most creepy, crude, gory and traumatizing narrative involving ponies ever written.
Hi there! Would you like a fresh batch of cupcakes?
I'll slap you with frosting cause you are such a waste
you best be leaving, you can't defeat this equestria demon
I'll cut off your penis, and turn that shit into cupcake semen
You're just a fake, so now I'm raising the stakes
Get off your high horse, you can stop Pinkie's cakes!
You're better on the moon where nopony can hear your cries
When I open you up, I will tell you to have a good night
I'll wear your cutie mark, horn, and your fucking wings
You're not scary compared to the lyrical horror I bring
Would you like to have a cupcake? while you're in the hot summer
Please just try one, they're 20% yummier
You'll be "Silent in Ponyville" after this battle is done
Because I slaughter, slash and murder for fun!
It's time to play, Luna, and I won't cut you a break
So, strap down and relax, you'll soon be CUPCAKES!
You better be ready when I open the oven
Put some frosting on your ass, and give it some loving
Why are you being mean? Life is a party for gods sake