Note: This is intentionaly bad written since is a instentionaly best (bad) battle
[insert title here] is teh april f00ls special by epic crap battles of craapypasta, 1t features teh suppa duppa mus1c xeam CC Music Factory vattling against da c3real p1rate killer Captain CRUNCH, it wus relas3d in april 1 2015, b3cuz is teh april f00ls sp3cial, if itdoesn't, the world w0uld b destrolled.
kazt[]
Frenzy az(s) dat guy for cc f*cktory
Zander Kanack az(s) dat other guy from cc f*cktory
Matthew Thomas az(s) captn krunch
kameoz[]
Justin Buckner az(s) mr tits,and alezander the great
fr3ddy and b00nie sfm models bye i6nis
lyricz[]
Robert Clivillés:
Yo,whats whit your face,you´re little wilian clown
You´re always cryng alone,its like you have fucking downs
David Cole:
Thats so,cause cole is about to crunch on you
There´s nothing you can do because you will turn blue
Robert Clivillés:
Incredible skills you look like a fucking toilet
??Shut it because im fucking done??
David Cole:
Those black and blue disses were very old
Uh actually they might have been white and gold
Captain Crunch:
Im a capitan better than captain jack spearrow
Il take you to your doom,call me Jon Romero
I have many kids eating my cereal,its a dam shame
That nobody in the word knows who cc is,you dont have fame
Get down in your knees and lick my crunch berrys
Your rhymes are so bad,that it´s scary
You will need a cereal number to beat me, b-words
I will hit you whit these rock poc veniture turds
Robert Clivillés:
Wow,you´re so fat that you ate a burger once
When you go to school,you wear a hat that reads DUNCE
David Cole
I will beat you up,david is raving
You smelly old fucking craven yeah yeah uh
Robert Clivillés:
For a cereal,you cereal pooped mascot of shit
All lien you up and suck my nipple
David Cole:
So cry snitch,cause you cleary dont know how to rap
I GO FUCKING EXE,YOU GO FUCKING EX CRAP
Captain Crunch:
This is cerealous bussines,you look like my toe
By the way,i am gawd you hoe
I migth be a captain but at least i got a date
I am the greatest of then all,call me Alexander the great
I would drink cool aid but david cole would die from it
So sit down kids
Mr Mix:
Shh,im mr tits
Captain Crunch:
I dont think that you are relevant anymore,so go whit the filler
So prepare to get killed by the cereal killer
hint 4 next battle[]
trivia[]
- dez wus supposed 2 b WHO WAS PHONE vs some1, but(t) 4 unkownly unknown r3asons that was not done (F7U12)
- even when da zkrapped battle Abandoned by Disney vs Five Nights at Freddy's, was scrapped, fr3ddy and b00nie apears
- dez doesn0t have a s0undcloud link 4 n0w
- dez is da skariest r4p battle evah