1999 vs Where the Bad Kids Go is the a battle from Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta, it features the arabic channel Where the Bad Kids Go, versus the man behind Mr.Bear in 1999.It was previously up on soundcloud before Matthew scrapped it.
Yobar as Where the Bad Kids Go(audio)
Frenzy as Where the Bad Kids Go(video)
Matthew Thomas as Mr. Bear (1999)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
WHERE THE BAD KIDS GO
Where the Bad Kids Go:
Time to grab this caged mic, gonna show you who’s boss
Teaching little kids to never do the things that piss parents off
Have the camera zoom into my victory, don't be mean, yo
Or you'll get a time out in my abandoned studio
You're such a bad kid, now let me teach you a lesson
I ain’t fessin when I say this’ll end with aggression
I don’t wanna play any games, but here's something relaxing
Go back to Caledon 21, or I'll end you like your broadcasting
Hello kids, it’s me, Mr. Bear, I’m the best
I want you to write a letter to me, so here is the address
On Soup and Spoon, I'll drink your blood like juice
Booby: My rap flow is like scissors, it’s very dangerous for you
Mr. Bear: You better run, you better run, Mr. Bear is near!
Just get the fuck out, ‘cause you’re not invited here
Now that you sent me a letter using the address
I look very forward to meeting you, Mr. Bad Kids
Where the Bad Kids Go:
Your program’s unbearable, terrible disses you’re spitting at me
They will not convince me to leave the TV screen
I won’t take threats from a guy that had to run away from his home
Leave you scared like the photographer that found my studio
Hiding in the woods to get some canadians, nice try dude
Your rhymes are more cheap than your own bear costume
Police had to take down your studio, how do you feel bro?
Now it's time to show you where the bad rappers go
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! TRYING TO GIVE KIDS NIGHTMARES OF LIFE?
COMING DOWN THESE BASEMENT STAIRS! GIVING YOU A PIECE OF YOUR MIND
ARE YOUR SPOONS READY? 'CAUSE WE'LL HAVE A FEAST ON THIS HO!
ONCE YOU THINK A WAR IS BAD, THEN HERE COMES YOUR FUCKING SHOW!!
WHAT'S WITH YOUR ARABIC LANGUAGE? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
I'LL HANG YOU WITH YOUR MICROPHONE, BITCH! YOU'LL BE ANGUISHED!!!!!!!!!!!
Canada's not safe anymore, when it has Mr. Bear
‘Cause 1999 is the year WHERE YOU GO OFF THE--*beat stops and then kept going*
EPIC *insert Mr. Bear train ride sound* RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
- This is the first battle Showing Hands in the cover, similar to Moses vs Santa Claus by the original ERB